Simon Drew T Towel Don’t tell him Pike

Don't tell him, Pike — but this is the best tea towel in the kitchen. This brilliantly funny Simon Drew "Don't Tell Him Pike" Cotton Tea Towel features the witty wordplay and charming illustration style that has made Simon Drew one of Britain's most beloved humorous artists.

A clever nod to the classic British sitcom Dad's Army, this tea towel combines a love of fish puns with a love of great British comedy — making it an absolute must for fans of both. Printed in the UK on 100% cotton, it's as practical as it is hilarious.

• 100% cotton tea towel, printed in the UK
• Features Simon Drew's witty "Don't Tell Him Pike" / "What Kind of Fish Are You" design
• Size: 75cm x 44cm
• A brilliant gift for Dad's Army fans, fish lovers, and anyone with a great sense of humour
• Part of our wider range of Simon Drew designs

Stupid boy — for not buying one sooner.